I'd say it's too important for us to finish in first to pack it in just yet.

Jim Harbough discussed it.

"That was a shitty football game"

It's amazing that you think anyone has watched enough White Sox baseball this year to get that reference.

This is what always happens when a wave of excitement starts to surround the USMNT. Cruel moon, cruel gravity!

Visual representation of Devin Hester's career.

Somehow Wes Welker has outdone Trawick in the punt-gaffe department.

Even the NFL's conspiracies aren't in mid-season form yet. "Rain."

According to the Costa Rican soccer team but I've never seen it myself. In fact, it still looks sunny on tv.

He'll be creating for Giroud along with Theo, Ox, and Podolski. And who's creating all the goals Podolski scores for his national team that aren't coming as frequently at Arsenal?

Right, any self-respecting Gooner refers to them as Spurts or Spuds.

Jesus Navas. In the first match he was hugely influential, it seemed like all of their chances were through him down the right side. I didn't see the match today but it looks like he wasn't nearly as involved.

Bash with your right hand, Chris!

"Sober fans, thrifty wives, and this goal."

That's clearly Patrice Evra.

Any Euro-snob hipster who claims to be well- read and have an eye for the beautiful game can root for Arsenal. Your team is Swansea.

This is definitely my song of the day:

1-in-1000 is Dwight Howard's free-throw shooting ratio, not the 1-in-every-NBA-player-ever ratio he was looking for.

I'll add Bulleit to the list.

For scale: the scenery in the background is merely a reflection off Yao Ming's eyeball.