It's not much of a gamble for Liverpool to hold out until the very end of the transfer period. The worst that could happen is Arsenal come out firing in their first three matches before the transfer period closes and lose interest in Suarez. That's not likely to happen though. More likely, Arsenal stumble out of…

This is what happens when you start quaffing bitches in bars. Questions arise.

Aww, his first comment is about Deadspin.

Big Perm...I mean, Big Worm!

"Hi, my name is Ed and I have a Jets problem."

The White Shirt Defense: I don't see any tattoos, do you see any tattoos?

It seems like he was on Barcelona's radar, since the decision was made so quickly. He comes with Messi's approval, which can't hurt. Otherwise, I don't know a thing about him.

You telling me Yogi Berra never caught Jimmy "the Pipe" Rebar?

Deal with it!

And near the end of the match Landon Donovan scoreboard pointed and put on some "deal with it" shades.

That's funny, last night I had to take the F train five stops, from Brooklyn into Manhattan, to meet up with a new acquaintance. All I could think of when I was walking to the station was that if I had to wait too long on the platform, I would be a hot mess when I met up with her. Fortunately, everything worked out.…

Pour up (quaff), head shot (quaff), sit down (quaff), stand up (quaff), pass out (quaff), wake up (quaff), faded (quaff), faded (quaff).

"Look, honey, this is how I act if you leave my book at home when we come to the ballpark."

Duke star Chris Paul

No, showing to the ball in numbers is Spain's game. They've used this style to harass the ball away from teams for years. Unfortunately, today Brazil looked far too athletic for this tactic. I love the Spanish team and would like to chalk this one up to Brazil being much more up for the game, being at home, but I'm…

Tear gas floating into the stadium gave him superhuman powers.

That means I need to think about making my way to my drinking/soccer-watching establishment of choice.

Best scrimmage ever. I wonder if a team has ever lost two matches in a row on penalties.

Kind of odd that we have to wait four hours after this one ends for the Final to start.

The doubters will doubt, and the haters are legion.