Gotta make way for the Homo Superior!

Heh heh heh more like JERKING from home amirite?!?

"The Nurse Who Loved Me" turned me on to A Perfect Circle almost singlehandedly. Even more impressive considering it's a cover (and a superior version at that)!

Minimum wage!

Ned’s Atomic Dustbin – “Cut Up”

Hopefully you didn't black out; if you did, it could have been YOU who puked in the shower and you didn't even know it!
I've yet to drink, but some friends and I have a plan of what we're going to do when I do.

I got fat and watched TV all weekend, I wouldn't call that much of a plan.

In a weird bit of synchronicity, I was just thinking about Tedeschi-Trucks Band this morning. I was trying to think of contemporary blues acts of renown.

Hey Folks! Happy Monday?
Wassup with all y'alls? How was the end-of-week two-day recess?
As has become my tragic tradition, I overate and binged on TV. This weekend, it was Season 4 of The Venture Bros. in prep for its return next week!

Wait, why is this article posted at midnight, instead of its strategic 9 AM Monday position, which breaks up the morning drought?

I like how Hank seems to have expanded beyond the dated rock-and-roll paradigm and started appealing to today's youth by adopting the fashion stylings of a Vine star.

As much as I love your shuffles, I get an adrenaline rush by getting in and posting the thread first thing. Seriously. I might have a problem…
Let's take turns from now on. You can do it next week. If either of us doesn't show up in the first 30 seconds, the other one will fill in, and if neither of us shows up, it's…

Puscifer are coming to Minneapolis this spring, and I kind of want to get into their music just to see what will apparently be a ridiculous live show. Their opening act is Luchafer, which, if it is what it sounds like, would be amazing.

My uncle bought me some almond butter from the organic co-op. No way I, a starving (citation needed) college student could afford it, but it's pretty delicious. Why it's so damn expensive is beyond me.

Shit yeah, it's cool. Or something like that.

BTW "Echos Myron" is one of my favorite songs of ALL TIME so I'm defecting to you this week.

Dammit, I should have stayed out of your territory!

Shuffle Thread

Good call; Puscifer is also on Spotify so that would be good for me to do some casual dabbling (whereas Tool proper requires the full-album investment that I'm not willing to try yet)

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