um homie is just tryna get his dick wet

I've got another deal for you. You lean in on the dangerous hard labor jobs (firefighters, miners, construction, truck driver) where women are almost nowhere to be found (around 5% or so) and we also talk about nursing and teaching professions, where the number of men are hovering around 15 - 25 % respectively. I…

This argument is always trotted out as if human beings exist in vacuums. Do you not understand how your choices are directly influenced by environmental, cultural, and genetic factors?

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I'm sorry, but there is something very wrong with anyone who wasn't made happy by that performance. It was ridiculous and overthe top and about the best thing on the Oscars.

Did... did he just use "scumbag" as slang for "condom"? Is that a generally-accepted definition of the term?

Monogamous in person. Promiscuous on the internet. I belong to the school of no-touchy touchy no foul.

LOL. Keep supporting female rights, guys! They totally respect you!

If her name is Gina Lange, why are we calling her D'Agostino?

So did Biggie bang his girlfriend and then rap about it, or what?

He looks like a thumb that has become sentient.

I'm an atheist. I once went on a date with a guy who talked on and on about his atheism. And then told me he organized meetups and retreats for atheists. I had to ask him, "isn't that the opposite of the perks of being an atheist"? If you're that into putting so much effort into NOT believing something, then I'm…

Hand off? What's that? - Pete Carroll

Much in the same way than an Oklahoma convict asked a judge to extend his sentence three years to match his favorite basketball player, Rob Gronkowski has requested his fine be increased by one dollar.

As a child, my parents were very politically active and took in a Vietnamese refugee family into our Irish-American house where we did not mock their accent or appearance, nor did our neighbors. The refugee family we hosted over 35 years ago are still close friends, completely Americanized, financially successful…

Maybe Alabama wanted him to wait a semester because they are looking out for his academic interests. Maybe they want him to study hard so that's he's more prepared to enter college. I applaud Nick Saban for putting the needs of the player over the needs of the program.

If you got paid to write this, im going to throw up!

I wonder if Clay Travis's employers at the time in 2010 knew what sort of writer he would become five years later.