I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

Edits: You first list the frat as Phi Kappa Alpha in the 3rd paragraph and later use the correct Pi Kappa Alpha.

But you'd be okay with your daughter getting drunk and blowing a dude in a bathroom?

Kyle Wagner already wrote the post that it's happening.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

white man, (perceived) moderate dem, since there is an incredibly insane notion that hilary is "super liberal".

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

YES THIS SI THE THING. SOME TIMES SO MANY BRAINS

Jez is trolling hard with this article. So clever: bullfighting is so very very bad BUT...

You've had some odd columns before, but this is the strangest recipe for chicken paprikash I've ever read.

I still think that she's a brilliant satirist.

Why would he have to avoid photos like this? All I see is a bunch of young people having fun. He wasn't born when that shit happened. He is no more responsible for it than you me or the kids in the photo themselves. So now every British person is not allowed to take a photo in Lesotho with people form Lesotho? Let's…

Or John Crawfish

Yeah, but I hear you can get it topped with Eminems.

Spreading revenge nudes over the Internet: Horrible, monstrous behaviour up until the exact second Jezebel agrees with it, at which point it's awesome!