“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Fun story; I sold his wife (then fiancée) a car back in like 2007, and she could not have been nicer. I had no idea who she was until a friend of mine who went to high school with her told me.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Not hot enough to justify the crazy.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

That’s a really good point actually. You’ll likely see no replies.

You’re considering moving out of state, seemingly seeking better care for your autistic son. But you won’t consider Ohio because they didn’t legalize marijuana use. Wow. You have a stellar grasp on priorities.

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

Youve really been out of it mate. Since Mao’s death, China’s ‘communism’ make US capitalism seem bloody socialist in comparison.

The article suggests that all women are having terrible casual sex because men aren’t attentive and giving lovers.

Yeah, if you think “the prequels were an insult” then go get punched in the face.

We’ve found the head coach of the 2016 Cleveland Browns.

Is the source for this material the 2016 GOP Platform?

No one gives a shit.

For me, a combination of laughing and getting really turned on.

Haha! Thanks.

Disgusted and kind of pissed. I have no problem with masturbation, but I am grossed out and in some ways offended by porn, especially when I know that a man has certain porn preferences.

My now ex turned me down for sex and said he wasn’t in the mood and was going to stay up and watch a movie.
“Fair enough”, I thought. So I headed off to bed. Only to hear porn blaring on the TV not even 10 minutes later. My partner had started to be a bit mean at that point. I just sat there and cried in my bed. About…

I’d be upset, mainly cause I would like to be included. But my partner watches it on his phone in the bedroom sometimes when I am not home or sick.