It’s the NFL. Do professional football players really need someone to “motivate” them?

We should really grab coffee sometime.

I’m glad he’s your ex. Next time you want to fuck and your boy freezes you out, give me a call.

So, she’s a lousy lay?

Are you a man or woman? I imagine a lot of women would not be as comfortable with it.

So, I take it you don’t masturbate when you two are together?

But there has to be limits. What if he was masturbating to a live cam girl? What if he was masturbating on Skype with the nieghbor down the street? At what point does it become, “Um, we need to talk.”

I’m curious as to how people feel about their partner masturbating to porn when they are around. Do you feel jealous? Skeeved out? Or totally cool with it because you do it too? Like you get home from work and catch you partner going to town watching Porn Hub. Do you get pissed, get horny, or just laugh?

The angry paroxysms of a dying movement.

“How will kittens ever learn to care for themselves if all we do is provide free care to them?”

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

Only cops.

+9.5 (Points deducted for use of semester instead of trimester)

Wouldn’t surprise me if she was as big of a freak as her husband.

Capitalists would claim that he is what is RIGHT about capitalism.

Any self-respecting conservative will tell you that lazy parents and the nanny state are to blame for childhood poverty, and that “climate change” is a vast, left-wing conspiracy to use “scientists” to destroy capitalism.

Why?