But Mayweather can’t read.

I’m a Christian, and on behalf of most other Christians, I apologize on this woman’s behalf. She is an embarrassment.

And now back to Mr. Davis, who on Friday morning held a sign outside the Rowan County Courthouse that read, “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah

“Only one person ahead of us, Jimmy!”

In speaking with friends and acquaintances who are employed in the adult industry, they have told me that almost every squirting scene in porn is piss and is not actually “squirting”.

Any truth to the rumors that the women were sexually assaulted?

“I wish he’d retire for my own good. Two.”

What terrible thing did Burneko say on Deadspin that required his boss to call and calm his wife down? Reveal her secret meatloaf recipe?

I’m Catholic, and this is dumb.

Goddamn this is the most egregious, mis-informed article in the history of Gawker. Do you do any homework? Do you have copy editors? Do you have a BRAIN?

The U.S. Supreme Court also recently ruled that cops cannot make you wait for a drug-sniffing dog to come to a traffic stop.

One of the things I have discovered in talking with women about masturbation is that the ones who don’t do it usually cite two reasons. One, they have always had a sexual partner and simply have that partner get them off. Or two, their libido is such that they never felt the need. This latter group, I think, would…

Have you found that woman who masturbate regularly find it easier to orgasm during sex? Anecdotally, I’d say that’s true.

Peyton Manning has “dropped off”? Don’t be daft.

Careful. The Pope said nothing about “gun rights”. He was criticizing weapon manufacturers who make a profit by building weapons.

That’s what they call a classic “Bait & Switch”.

Why is this news? This has been the way of life in Muslim countries for decades.

I don’t have a great memory, but I believe Foreman tried to give Del Negro an RKO, not a Diamond Cutter.

Except this is nine inch nails, not Tool.