I think that's their plan: rapes are fine as long as they don't occur on our campus.

Ah, yes. While women have their genitals mutilated in Egypt, are not allowed basic human rights such as driving a car in Saudi Arabia, are gang raped in India, and are literally kidnapped and murdered in Nigeria, Jezebel is up in arms because of men taking up too much space in their subway seat. Keep smashing that…

This has been the platform of the Democratic Party for the last 35 years.

This is about his kids? I thought he was talking about the Bears locker room after the Dolphins game.

Is catfishing illegal? I mean can't it be construed as some type of harrassment or deception or fraud of some kind? What are the laws regarding this?

Damn, dog! +1

This wouldn't be as big of an issue if it was the Packers doing it. Or the Broncos. But the Belichick Pats have a reputation of at best "sneakiness" and at worst "cheating".

At least they didn't give her crabs.

BRAINWASHED RUNNING DOG CAPITALIST PIGS

I voted for Goldfish AND Bugles, comrade.

Sounds like the start of a really great novel, my friend!

Easy. You go back to 1990 and shoot Bin Laden in the face with a .357 Magnum.

The Olympics adding 3-3 basketball?! And now this!? Awesome!

"Feline" Leukemia Kuechly.

Could be worse.

It was previously marketed as "Genesee Cream Ale"

Yeah, I think Wagner got punk'd. This a satirical website.

Justin Beiber, Drake and Barack Obama.

Did any of us really think we'd live in a time when Miami would lose badly to Duke in football, but crush them at home in basketball?