Well, Lebron tried to big-time Spoelstra when he first got to Miami, but Riley and Wade basically said, "Nah, that shit don't fly here." Nevertheless, Lebron didn't respect Spoelstra and it led to him leaving this summer, all the while blaming his head coach for the Finals asskicking. This behavior isn't new for King…

When asked how low he expects to remain the head coach of the New York Jets, Bowles said, "Hopefully, for a long, long time, but more likely until I am killed by New York Police Department."

I only shower after sex. So, like, never.

You're daft if you think TR wouldn't win handily.

Horseshit. A strong, charismatic president can manage to get shit done. Look at Teddy Roosevelt.

Not likely. School districts are usually pretty anal about background checks. And failing that, there's always Google. He's likely done as an educator.

After losing his soul, Nick Saban immediately offered him a full scholarship to the University of Alabama.

Roman Polanksi: No. France.

Is this is a man eating out another man or a man eating out a woman or what. Please provide details. My friend wants to know.

Mr. Martin later added that he was in the process of preparing his application to the Ferguson Police Department.

Anti-abortion Christians have killed exactly 8 abortion doctors in the name of their religion in the last 40 years. How many innocents have Muslims killed in that time in the name of theirs? Don't compare Christianity with Islam in terms of terror. Muslims are demonstrably more violent than Christians.

Wow, way to be sex positive. Maybe she was a willing, eager female?

Ha, I saw "World's Worst Referee" and immediately thought Terry Porter was officiating again.

"Don't fear the beaver."

While Watt has played well this year, it is important not to underestimate the effect of his white privilege in helping him accomplish his goals.

"Mine too."

No kidding. You can't make chicken paprikash out of chicken shit.