"...a time when you are forced to retreat into some miserable hellhole of solitude and regret..."

So he got one vote for best host?

I read that as "brilliant satanist" and immediately started to nod my head in agreement.

Meanwhile, American feminists continue to whine about men taking up too much space on the subway.

If you need a guy to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, call Magary. He's always posting those disgusting poop stories.

And in the National Frat Rape Olympics, the gold medal with 4 rape accusations is Sigma Alpha Epsilon. The silver goes to Sigma Phi Epsilon with 3 rape accusations, and the bronze is awarded to Phi Delta.

I counted 12 broken tackles.

Latina nannies.

Let's try to keep it topical.

Could have been worse. They could have called it "Tamir Rice".

"Confused and Uncomfortable" (2015, Rated R) - In the hilarious sequel to "Dazed and Confused", Wooderson finds himself in the Texas State Penitentiary after a conviction on statutory rape.

What's Timmy Tebow's excuse?

Over at Jezebel they scream at everything. Even cat gifs.

Wow. That's some next level Dan Brown shit right there. However, it's completely untrue.

I've never been mugged, robbed, or assaulted, but I have been hassled, bullied, and disrespected by cops. So, yeah, in my experience, cops are the bad guys.

This calls to mind the recent CM Punk podcast where he described the medical care of the WWE doctors as contingent upon the needs of the company rather than the well-being of the patient.