I was drunk, perpetually stoned, and addicted to percocet throughout 1998. I also won my university's poetry contest and ran a 49.8 in the 400 meters. I masturbated a lot. In the shower. I hated myself. I thought i was Going to be a Famous writer. Instead I got married, addicted to Cocaine, and ended up cheating on…

... not all cops?

Wait, it's illegal to have a pocket knife in your own home? How is that even? This is fucked up on so many levels.

I'm going to be blunt. If Henderson's marijuana problems are chronic, he's sowing the seeds of his own failure. But this is a joint problem for both players and owners. Management snoops around in player's private lives and uses drug testing to weed out problem players, while the players wish the media would just pipe…

Lol these people (mean specific posters) are crazy. Reverse sexism isn't a thing. Sexism is a thing. Its like how black people or white people or any other race can be racist as long as they hold the majority power in their area (whether it be locally, nationally, regionally).

Now if only men wouldn't be called cowards for letting their significant others compact under concrete walls.

If I've learned anything from the last three weeks of Jezz, I'd say that's probably cultural appropriation; stop stealing all the black men and their culture! Everyone needs to stay in their own lane, Jez said so!

Isn't the chauvinistic, bitter Asian Male just another stereotype? Then eventually she leaves her evil Asian hubby for a white man and they all live happily ever after, at least that's what I learned from the Joy Luck Club

someone explain to me how this is not incredibly racist.

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

Or maybe "I do not condone" actually means "I have no problem with what he said but I know I'll lose you if I say that so I will couch it in other terms while I switch my focus to what's really bothering me."

I didn't even know they had MMA in France.

'MURICA!!

"That is really painful," Nielsen said after his record. "Holy shit."

The assailant's yearbook photo.

The posture after he effeminately chucks it up though. "OH GOD DONT HURT ME"

Wait, it's NOT a sport? What the hell did THIS happen? Ugh, enough, we get it. Now go watch your fucking TV show on HBO about Dragons.

She seems so empowered! Amiright Jezebel?

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

So, a part of me is annoyed that you turned a serious (and good) article into a long string of misplaced righteous indignation at your "rape apologism", even though I know that's the Deadspin way...