This might be the most ill-informed post in the history of Deadspin.

K, bro. I'm sure you've done ALL the research outside of watching League of Denial, right?

Shhhh...Deadspin's got a narrative to maintain here.

As a practicing Catholic myself, I am ashamed to admit that when it comes to high school athletics, parochial schools are the fucking worst. The recruiting, payoffs, lying...just to win at high school sports. Shameful.

Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? In what way was my post "hateful" or "arrogant". I thought I made it quite clear that God doesn't care what you wear to church. I was also teasing you about being literal. Since when did atheists become so humorless? I respect your non-belief. I know there is no way I…

In church, we are all have nots.

No. You are totally taking this passage out of context. This is Jesus commanding us not to be fake about our prayer and not to do it for the attention of others. No where does this say "Don't build churches." In fact, there is no prohibition against the building of churches. It doesn't command any TO build, it doesn't…

First, I was using the term "meeting" metaphorically. I thought atheists eschewed literal interpretations of things. Get your shit together.

LOLWUT? Source?

Here's my take. God doesn't care what you wear. However, if you were going to attend a meeting with the President or the Queen of England, you'd dress up for it. So when you go to church you are dressing for to meet the Creator and Ruler of the Universe, and you should dress appropriately.

Well, they also have bananas categories like "Hispanic/Spanish". WTF is that? Then they have "Mexican" and "Puerto Rican" separated from that.

South Florida: the sixth borough of New York.

Well, she asked out Ricardo who works at the Publix deli, but he turned her down.

Yes, when tries. Same as Harden. If Harden actually gave a shit about playing defense, he's be good too. Puig is lazy and prone to inattentiveness and lapses in judgement on defense just like Harden.

Those fish tacos were the tits.

Yeah, they need to check their wool-wearing, horse-riding Mongolian privilege at the door.