Ah, so now the condescending Red Wing fan finally rears his ugly head.

Really?

The Red Wings are "scrappy underdogs"? This is their 19th straight playoff appearance. They are like the New England Patriots of the NHL.

In other news, the MLS Atlanta franchise have announced that their team nickname will be the "Power". Their team colors will be "White"

Fair enough. Please forgive.

Ugh, I would never be a fan of any Chicago sports team. Chicago fans are the worst.

The closest team to me is relatively new and sucks badly. I would like to root for a plucky underdog with a rich history.

Fuck you guys. You let the North Stars leave and they were one of the coolest sports names ever. That and the Hartford Whalers.

I am a noob to pro hockey and I don't have team that I root for. Anyone have any suggestions?

FAKE SPORTS RANKED BY LEVEL OF FAKERY

"I think Keith Hernandez's hot dogging is bad for the game."

This is a potential career-ending injury for a baseball player.

That's like being the skinniest kids at fat camp. Historically, he was mediocre at best over his NFL career.

Yet, Reggie Bush hasn't played at USC in 8 years, and they still remain popular and profitable.

Every major university has an athlete training table where players get more than enough to eat. Spare me the starving athlete stories, friend.

No, the TEAM generates money for the university. College sports fans cheer for the uniform, not for the kid. Yes, the team wants the best players, but even losing programs make money. There is no incentive for the college to treat the athlete favorable after he is recruited because he is locked in and not going…

You as well. You think men are bad, and the only way to improve them is make them more like women.

If your last paragraph is accurate, and I doubt it is, then that is unfair too.