Both accurate.

I don't give a shit either. I am curious, however, that he is a proud virgin, while her sexual history has been less...public? Dying to know her number...

They left out the part about the two of them being on a four day peyote bender at the time.

If people keep saying it, maybe it will come true.

Fat shamer! FAT SHAMER!

Oh, suuuure. It's not about the sex.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Miami cops, so probably not. Doubt they could find Canada on a map of Canada.

Bitch = Caucasian

Fuck Richard Sherman. The Miami Hurricanes were doing his shtick back in the '80s. And doing it better. When SI puts him on the cover demanding he be banned from football, I'll take him seriously.

You say that the rule changes did little in the short term to make the game safer. That is factually inaccurate. The number of catastrophic injuries and death directly related to football has dropped steadily since then. Also, the vast majority of deaths related to football involve previously unknown, underlying heart…

I'm no lawyer, but at what point do "scripted reality shows" cross the line into false advertising? I mean we all know shows like the Kardashians and Duck Dynasty are scripted and produced, but do they have to add disclaimers on the credits or something?

Clearly. He's the Undisputed Poon Purveyor of the World.

Fun Fact: Michelle Beadle once had sex with wrestler CM Punk.

What will sexism look like when women are the dominant sex in society?

I only tip if the bartender is hot, and I am trying to get some stank on my hangdown when she gets off work.

Notre Dame is the worst. And this comes from a practicing Irish Catholic.

"She got the best features from both of her parents."

That's exactly three more rules than Urban Meyers has.

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley had a series of affairs and one night stands throughout marriage. She has denied it. She's lying, of course. Don't ask how I know. I just do.