Morristown PD, hookah brother up!

Non-sense.

Counterpoint: Anybody who says “Anybody who says ‘Pete Rose can eat shit’ can eat shit” can eat shit.

“Lillard was unable to keep up his fingers plugged into all the holes in the dike...”

It’s perfectly understandable why Trump hates the Jews. Jews have big noses, big noses mean big fingers. My own fingers are so luxuriously big, when Bernie sees them he wants to break them up. Trump could build a wall around them, and they would still be reaching over that wall to steal jobs.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

I think I’d rather sit at home, drink busch lite, and play video games by myself than do anything in this article.

Increasing my groups of friends increases the amount of date nights I have to go on and decreases the amount of time I have to relax. I respect that you have a different opinion, but you are an enabler and should be locked in a garage.

Counterpoint: No f***ing way.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

Things got worse when security informed the couple their car had been towed and the crowd chanted “go catch the metro, BART man!”

Yasmine Bleeth looks like shit.

I wouldn’t want to spend the apocalypse in Morrison’s bunker, since I’d drown from all his tears...

Or they could hire Brad Ausmus away from the Tigers and have Hue, Lue and a Jew .

I wonder if it is as bad as Hogan’s Sex Tape, another shitty film that is going to cost someone hundreds of millions of dollars....

Mine says something?

Our Cockatiel loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch - it is literally bird crack. I saw that Aldi had a knock-off of it and figured the bird wouldn’t notice. The little fucker took one bite after doing his crazy CTC dance and turned around in disgust. I tried it and it wasn’t an exact match, but pretty damn close, but the bird…

Jonah Javad: Is a hot dog a sandwich?