Clearly someone’s never seen Minority Report.

Counterpoint: Chicken and eggs together? Intriguing. Must include cheese. Sharp cheddar, please.

4.25 40? The ghost of Al Davis just got an erection.

Seahags? Every Seahawk fan knows them intimately as the Sea-Chickens. Please.

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth...

Assuming your Orioles manage to hold on to that 2nd wildcard spot while my Mariners are charging hard.

Onions go great with grilled baby.

And in swimming, if you continue to swim ‘beyond the finish line’, you face-plant into the wall of the pool.

The olympics are a second or third-level tournament when compared to the world cup and/or the Euros/Copa America, Champions League, etc. They don’t care nearly as much about it.

You can buy the world’s cheapest movies and sell em like the world’s best movies. You can play Back to the Future every day and the people will tolerate it without a peep.

My 10k Aerodactyl poops on your snorlax as it flies overhead.

Or, to expand on your Truman Show theory, Earth is a reality TV show where races from multiple planets were thrown in together with unpredictable results, ala Futurama.

Maybe if you read the article you would’ve noticed this little tidbit:

And the Brexit continues....

I look forward to USA v France. Specifically the Draymond vs Batum Nut-Slapping matchup.

God damn you for beating me to this.

Counter point: Anybody who says anybody who says pete rose can eat shit can eat shit can go, themselves, eat shit.

Godspeed deadspin. I never realized just how much Bill Simmons pisses me off until I started reading this site.

All you can eat shrimp at Red Lobster.

F*ck the Steelers and the refs in 2006. Go Hawks.