Kobe’s performance in game 7 of the finals against Boston?

Heresy. JIF > Skippy.

Even worse is the fact that the M’s have been around for 40 years or so and those banners are the only division titles they’ve ever won....

WHOOOOOOSH

As someone who went to college with Morrison and interacted with him a few times (albeit briefly) this does not surprise me. Weird dude.

Not to mention all of the shirts you get from actually running the races....

If you run with proper form you shouldn’t have issues with your knees. This is coming from someone who grew up with bad knees and became a runner after college. Do NOT strike the ground with your heel first!

Trust the (healing) process.

I’m just nitpicking because I’m a dick, but you don’t look at a balance sheet to determine if a company is making or losing money. You look at an income statement.

That Bobe Kryant is a real rising star

Great Googly Moogly

We must fight back against big wood!

I live in Southern California. Is it going to hit me? Should I panic?

Bananas absolutely have seeds. Farmed banana trees have immature seeds (the tiny brown things in the center) that could not grow into trees, but wild banana trees do.

Not Deschutes, but their ugly step-sister, Deschuttes.

From a statistical standpoint your comment makes no sense. As illustrated by expected points, assuming you have a 50% chance to score on a 2 point conversion:

Sophomore year in college my friends and I were in the bay area for spring break. We attended a school well known for its basketball program and the conference tournament was being held in Santa Clara that week, so we made the long, 15-ish hour drive down in three separate cars to one guy’s parents’ place who agreed…

Anyone who’s ever run would know that ‘fancy’ is not the correct way to describe it....

I don’t believe this story simply because of the phrase ‘Did some weed’.

Let’s just say ‘all you can eat shrimp’ at Red Lobster should not be taken literally.