White Flakes Can Jump

I wish that instead of "wholeheartedly committed to raising their child" couples would say "aren't that interested in the baby and will likely let it become feral"

Pfalmer pfishes out pfacts.

Pursey Harvin

Did you guys happen to hear her change purse open as she put more dimes into the phone at the diner? Or was that just me?

Isn't this guy also the dude from the DirectTV commercial with the giraffe?

"To play like Ronaldo, you must look like Ronaldo."

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

@JaMarcusRussell: Why I'm not in the nfl.

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.

Its basically the same temperature as inside the arena, except you're outside and there are more people.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

It's a golfer, not a pro athlete.

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.

Rudy, what the fuck is this? Rudy, this is a red car. Holy shit! A red chariot to take my ass straight to hell!

I'm a black woman and all the majority of famous black females rapper like her have done this. She hasn't done something different than any other female rapper. Having your ass out doesn't mean you own your sexuality, when did becoming naked so the world to see is owning your sexuality?