White Flakes Can Jump

I wish that instead of "wholeheartedly committed to raising their child" couples would say "aren't that interested in the baby and will likely let it become feral"

Pfalmer pfishes out pfacts.

Pursey Harvin

Did you guys happen to hear her change purse open as she put more dimes into the phone at the diner? Or was that just me?

Obligatory:

Yes, it's an upsetting story. That's the point. I'd be way more worried if the kid was all "At last! My dream vacation!"

But she's single because her husband is dead, not because she's the mouse version of a bra-burning feminazi who got knocked up at 15 whilst camping at a pro-gay Bible burning festival.

Isn't this guy also the dude from the DirectTV commercial with the giraffe?

"To play like Ronaldo, you must look like Ronaldo."

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

Not necessarily a plot twist, but (in my opinion) one of the most brilliant plot resolutions ever. I've consistently witnessed first-time viewers burst out laughing with joy at how clever it was.

@JaMarcusRussell: Why I'm not in the nfl.

Peter Parker AND James Gordon. It seems that the war of 1812 was a crossover event.

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.