Every time some Philly bros hug it out, an angel shits himself.

Because the ancient Mesopotamian calendar doesn’t go past 20156 - because that’s when the world ends - Prepare yourselves.

I’m sorry but there’s just zero tolerance for hitting a woman... who’s really a man with a beard hiding under a blanket.

A great Summer surprise! I hadn’t figured out the Tyler Durden twist but somebody pointed it out to me after the 3rd episode and it didn’t ruin it for me at all because it was so well done.

This totally changes my opinion of Trump University.

I’d rather have Skeeter. He’s just as big and funnier.

But when I wind up in the hay its only hay, a hey hey.

The scene that always stood out to me was when Takeshi Kaneshiro breaks into a restaurant at night and begins giving a dead pig a deep tissue massage. Having said that, it really is a beautiful movie.

Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.

Fat Jo Da Gangsta’s kid is still runnin’ them down.

He then locked I.K. and Matt Cassel in a closet together while yelling outside the door, “He’s got your money! He’s stealing your money!”

Dear Mr. Cowherd,

Tom Brady takes all 4 of his Super Bowl rings with him when he travels?

Back in 2001 our Fantasy League did not allow for drops and pickups during the Fantasy playoffs. A rule that we have since changed.

Sounds like the Real Housewives series has been reading The Modern Man’s Guide to Life.

Ben Affleck is taking sad late-night elevator rides alone.

Oh My God! It’s Aunt Beru’s Blue Milk! He’s right - it is from the future! or maybe a long, long time ago.

John Conner is an Eagles Fan!

As a 49er fan there’s a special place in my heart for the Falcons because when they used to be in the same division the 49ers would absolutely destroy them. Jerry Rice would catch 5 TDs in one game. Steve Young would throw 3 TDs and run for 2 TDs by halftime. Mid-way through the 3rd quarter the 49ers were so far ahead…