Marketing really dropped the ball during the playoffs. When Kobe was shooting free throws, they could have shown a little ad for 'The Accused' DVD in the corner.

You guys don't understand. It's a cultural thing. That's how you report Offsides in Latin America.

@ClueHeywood: "Unicorns are pretty."

I think we can all imagine very well what road that is.

"What do you mean this isn't the memorial for Left Eye Lopes?"

The jersey was listed on Craigslist for $500 or best offer, but sheriff's investigators said the jersey has a value of $20,000.

@ringitupwiththedongtea: The Completely Visible Man... I mean how could you miss him... he's gigantic.

Joaquin Phoenix went crazy years ago when his relationship with a lovable robot fell apart.

@Doyle McPoyle:

GM also insisted that the evil Megatron should turn into a Prius and talk like a "slanty-eyed" foreigner.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Bruce Willis' wife drops the ring and it rolls on the floor. Bruce Willis realizes that he is actually dead. Next up on Fox see if the Super Nanny can walk into the house of white supremacists and calm little Adolph who never got his cake.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: My wife gives one final push... and my son is born. Next up on Fox see the show that critics say "Can't possibly last another season" in Prison Break.

Atsa matta, atsa matta, hey! Atsa matta fer you. You eatta my ravioli and my pastapazoola too. You no eatta my cacciatore and my pizza that's good to chew. Atsa matta you no like-a me, well, atsa matta fer you.

and I would try to stay that way all day long," said Lepsis, who won't say what drugs he used.

San Francisco has not been totally absent in the free agent market. Two years ago they signed the top Cornerback on the market, Nate Clements, and before this season they signed the top Defensive End on the market, Justin Smith. They suck - but you can't say they have been totally absent in the free agent market.

@UpstateUnderdog: ...is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

He's no Phil Packer.

Floral panties, ay, there's the rub.

If there's grass on the hardwood then it's FAN-tastic.

Income Tax Refund: Glory of Returns