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Did you know North Korea is a republic instead of a dictatorship because their name is People's Republic of Korea? Its right in the name, dum dum!

They're basically "cutting" the honey to spread it out and make it cheaper to produce. Think of honey as cocaine and the corn syrup as baby aspirin.

H-U-N-N-Y? Yup, that's a pot o' corn syrup, silly bear. You'd know that if there was more than fluff in your head.

why's everyone so afraid of the word "vulva"?

HBO, you are the worst. You do so much ridiculous and absurd sexposition but then when it comes to one of the hottest foursomes of all time you drop the ball?!

I joined Kinja just to say that I'm really irked that people have the nerve to get all upset about this boy's photo being used. This photo made my eyes well up, and gave me a physical, disgusted reaction similar to the one I had when I was rocking myself back and forth in the foetal position the first time I watched

I keep going back to what it must be like for that teenager to have to try to find the strength to speak up and fight back in that situation. He was literally fist fighting his stepfather when cops showed up.

I tried out 16 illegal drugs for this bracket and have been drinking myself silly so that I could answer everything in good faith — and fucking coffee is going to take it!!! Unbelievable!

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

In general, weaponized liberal outrage is a devastating resource, and we must only use it for good.

We're talking about the same group of people who awarded the title of Favorite Sexual Act to the missionary position.

Exsqueeze me, I don't talk about your private life on here. Please treat me with the same respect/lend me some money, THANKS.

Basically, women should just be forced to take regularly-scheduled pregnancy tests before our male protectors will sign off on our ability to leave the house. Because we wouldn't want to endanger the children by, you know, existing autonomously in the world.

If I found out I was pregnant at a bar, my reaction would be "Whelp, better make it a double!" as I frantically called Planned Parenthood, but then again I'm an irresponsible hoor

In that case I usually hear: "Date me. I am worthy of your time and affection."

Handy tip:

I know Rumsfeld was skewered for that line, but... if you think about it it's actually not that stupid. Especially in the context of intelligence and security.

I'm a size 14 and my body looks the same size as those models.

Firmware update, hardware upgrade, firewire, 4K, platisher, handset, extension cable, they all do it for me.