First and foremost its reclaiming my time.

Each representative has a limited amount of minutes to ask their questions; uncooperative witnesses know this; so they purposely fill up the time by rambling and not answering the questions (Jeff Session and William Barr are masters at it).  So she nipped that in the bud and claimed back her time.  Do you not know how…

Money is the only thing that matters.  Let the world burn!

So, that’s Rep Katie Porter, D-CA. This is only a snippet of the inquiry - there’s more to it than what’s in the video - but she’s referring to the horrifying accounts of what content monitors have to go through and how terribly they’re treated by FB. The point she’s making is that if he’s not willing to do it for…

The only thing I can hear coming out of his mouth is “I’m a real boy”.

Right to say and do stupid shit without consequences. That’s like two right there.

Yeah, the Nats are the only team left that isn’t completely hateable. 

Although I was happy to see the Cardinals stomp out the Braves after their dumbshit “we won’t do our racist tomahawk chop in front of your native american player but fuck you we do what we want” bullshit, I think the Nationals are the only team left that I would root for (I don’t dislike the Astros but they’ve…

He thought his teammate was paralyzed if not literally dead. Very scary event.

The medical cart will be driving in the Patriots parade in February.

I got to watch him pitch live a few times and each start I’d think:

And the winner of the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number 0001, C. Montgomery Burns!

Back to back Cy Young’s doesn’t do it for you?

That Dodgers fan who won the car was booed mercilessly by the home crowd, and her image was quickly taken off the center-field video board.

The flame burned bright for only five seasons, but I’m still having trouble with the Mariners passing on the hometown hero.

There were a couple other good moments, one being Dave Roberts (2007-8) being politely assisted in realizing his choice of cover for this occasion might have been slightly inappropriate.

Lincecum admits he’s something of a recluse.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

NBA Finals MVPs not in the HOF: Cedric Maxwell. Chauncey Billups is eligible this year. 

As a Tennessee fan, I saw the headline and thought “Geoff Calkins probably shat out some hot take for this.”