Well in order for that to be true you’d have to believe that all football players committing felonies are black. But then, that’d make you racist.

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In fairness, he kinda fit in with the Patriot Way rather well...

If you are a patriots fan, you should feel shame regardless.

Not sure, but I guess if I wasn’t so lazy I could look that up.

Fuck Bill Simmons with the tape of Bob Kraft getting a hand job.

Ya know, if we just cut out the middle man and started a nationally televised Prison Football League we could finally watch all of our favorite NFL stars in their prime guilt-free.

Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

Having lived in the fucking hell hole known as New England my entire life,I can confirm this statement is 100% accurate.

No, they just signed him after the Oakland issues, the Pittsburgh outbursts, the multiple DV police calls, the hotel meltdown.  Let's not over praise an employer who decided not to deal with a knucklehead employee. 

Cue Patriots fans patting themselves on the back because their team “did the right thing” in 5... 4... 3...

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

You sweet summer child. 

Please Miami, pick him up off waivers. I really want to see him suffer this year. 

I reached out to Antonio Brown for comment, but succeeded only in getting my arm wet in the toilet.

Only if you call it a “Bowl” instead of a staduim.

+1 Casa de Fruta Stadium

Since the team’s name reflects the famous California gold rush, why not move them to gold-rush country?  How about Chinese Camp?  There are fewer than 200 people living there, so it probably has enough land for another stadium.