You’re a trooper. I stopped reading at “I am 100% certain”

A fire extinguisher.

Is that, like, a sub-sub-tweet?

Enraged?

Um... Shut up?

Are you actually that stupid? What’s that like?

This is probably the best article I’ve read this year.

I highly doubt that.

You’re a fucking idiot.

God, you’re an idiot.

When they suggested Google as an alternative I had a brain aneurysm. 

Truly incredible right. I’ve never seen anything like it.

The Any Rand thing inexplicably works for Lululemon so I guess they were just following suit?

Golf and Tennis are international sports with very wealthy fan bases. Roger Federer supposedly makes up to 55 million a year in endorsements. Baseball players never come anywhere close to that much money no matter who they are. It’s not like Tiger Woods and Roger Federer are camera loving charmers either.

Clayton Kershaw is a better pitcher than Madison Bumgarner. MadBum has had amazing success in the postseason, so have a lot of other pitchers. If he was on the Dodgers would Bumgarner have had the same success? We’ll never know. Hopefully he’s healthy this year and not dumb enough to go dirt biking again until he…

Why?

He was never going to play in the NL. And technically Kershaws time is the most valuable because he makes the most money. Or something along those lines. But I’ve wasted enough of your time.

“when the games actually matter...” Good fucking lord. You are definitely the idiot.

Aaron Judge?

Press conferences don’t win football games.