Oh man, I used to work at this place where you had to provide an alternate course of action if you were going to disagree with management. The managers always acted like they were protecting important information, but really they were just trying to hide the fact that they were completely clueless.

Yep.

Both.

*Looks around*

The jokes on all of us because you can’t really pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

You did not watch enough Dilfer.

No. Absolutely not. Maybe Dilf could throw a ball farther than Peyton could on that day, but Peyton is still the better QB.

Plus the Bucs scored like 45 points in that Superbowl.

Now you know how Justin Turner feels?

Eh, Lot’s of bad things happen to people all the time. Maybe she won’t get fucked by a donkey dick, but hopefully a lot of people spit in her food all the time or something.

You’re on fire today bro.

Ads aren’t an accurate measure of popularity. I’m by no means saying that Griffey wasn’t massively popular, but Mike Trout is massively popular too. And with the proliferation of media it’s probably safe to say that baseball is reaching more people today than it did when Griffey was in his prime 20 years ago.

As long as he doesn’t marry the equivalent of Kristen Calamari Josh will be fine. Oh and don’t play for the Bears.

And they are both flaming piles of garbage.

Jesus fucking Christ...

He is already Bill Plashke levels of bad. Easily. I think Skip is probably safe though.

Huh? I can only assume you think “Window” is an epithet against Asians?

If the agent made them go to a meeting they didn’t want to go to I’m pretty sure they’d be annoyed. But they probably wouldn’t be asked about it by a reporter.

Agents are predictably not well liked.

Lol. No. He wanted to play in the AL. I’m not sure how exactly the “value” of time works out here. Did the Angles pay him more because they met with the Dodgers? If not it was a waste of time for all involved.