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bulbasaurusrex

Let me be the first to say:

If you had told me after the first Thor that Chris Hemsworth would end up anchoring a massive crossover superhero movie with his comedic timing and emotional range, I would have been...skeptical. But he was almost the MVP of Infinity War. I was stunned, even after enjoying the hell out of Ragnarok.

You know why dads get in the habit of telling dad jokes and generally being corny goofballs? Because they’ve run out of fucks to give about whether people think they’re cool, so they’ve decided to amuse themselves.

Like every other person under the age of 40, you care about your pride and social standing, and feel that you have been slighted. There’s no practical benefit in feeling that way, but it’s part of being human.

You have money now, dont give it to anyone who you feel even the tiny teeny bit disrespects you.

As a Black Cosplay, I am:

-Upset that I didn’t know this existed.
-Sad that I didn’t get to go.
-In love with all the amazing cosplay.

It really needs to be prosecuted as such.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

I know someone with a Lasagna. I love it.

I know a Fajita and a Carrot.
I grew up with a Mr. Bean.

Pancakes. Brisket. Enchilada. Tofu.  All good ones, IMO. 

I love “people” names for pets. The more mundane the better, so Mark, Tina, etc. get my stamp of approval.

Not looks. Vanity. It’s not a small distinction.

Articles about Trumpers in DC not getting dates are my favorites (as long as they don’t rely too much on “woe is me” narratives).

I'll do it if no one else will. 

I for one welcome our new anime girl overlords.

This honestly makes me sick to my stomach. I work at H&M and right now we're having a LOT of hours cut because we've lost so much money from shoplifting. It's ridiculous. That girl who said she's too good to steal from H&M needs to find a wall and run into it over, and over, because right now I'm living paycheck to

So Hypothetical Man is still left with half a million? And lives in one of world's richest countries to boot?

What you're talking about is not paying back what you get out of society.  Your $1,000,000 a year guy only makes that on the backs of lots of people who make a fraction of that.  Steve Jobs, for instance, raked in the money because he could pay kids in China less than thirty cents an hour to assemble iPods.  Did he