They’re not making fun of their looks. They’re making fun of the fact that they airbrushed their faces until it looks like they’re made out of plastic. Nice try with the fake outrage, though.

This article is very... unpleasant? I’m not sure why but something about it was deeply unpleasant. 

I absolutely love Nadia, so I’m very excited to see her in other works. Interestingly, when I posted on Marvel’s Instagram about how much I love her, I had a legion of fanboys call me a fake fan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Where can we watch this season? I think I missed it in the article. 

It’s... 100% what the poster shows??? ?? ?????

It sounds like you might be asexual, dude. Look into it. If you feel it applies, hopefully you can explain it and your wife can respect that. This isn’t a “go to therapy” thing, and it isn’t a problem. It’s just how some people are.

When you try to be tongue-in-cheek but just end up being foot-in-mouth. Even for comedy this is just gross.