Papi is the best talent on the mothership. Definitely my favorite ESPN show.

Warner Bros. is selling Batman: Arkham Knight on PC again, and anyone who’s bought (or buys) it before November 16 will get every Arkham game for free. A “community challenge pack” will arrive first for PC owners in January, and the DLC that’s already come out on consoles should be coming for PC players soon.

No Jerome Champagne in the Tokyo Sexwale.

If he remembers to call ahead, Jerry’s surprise face can be out of cold storage and ready in 90 minutes!

All I can think of looking at that headshot is that those are the eyes of someone who has seen far too many things that no one should have to see, but knows that someone has to do the job.

We in LA are not idiots, we do not publicly finance stadiums and arenas. We will grease wheels to speed up the process, but no mayor or city council member, or official in the surrounding municipalities, is dumb enough to put tax money into these projects for free. We get ours with interest. It’s one of the few good…

Way to be considerate to your dad. You seem like a good son.

I’m with you; these games seem like such a wasted effort. All that content made for essentially a 30 hour QTE.

I’m sure the U.S. government allows these on the roads to pi55 all the people off who want rid of the 25 year law on imports.

That’s totally a teenage crush move right there. I’ll throw the basketball at her, break her face, then she’ll like me.

On the bright side, the little girl was already good at riding without hands.

All of Weatherford’s mentions can be summed up by this tweet:

This may be the most clueless, laughably incorrect, prisoner of the moment hot take ever made in deadspin history. Someone tell me a post that's worse. You can't. Keep trying.

Wide right, 1991. Not sure you can even put a state rivalry game in the same category.

What DO you do with your elbows??

Incorrect. Worst ever is my former neighbor, who gave kids a choice between Rand Paul bumper stickers OR a toothbrush.

I live next door to a dentist who gives that shit out. No wonder everyone hates dentists.

I did that once - just once. Then had to make an emergency run to Walgreens in the middle of the siege (give me ANYTHING!!!!) while the mom valiantly held off the horde. I’ve also had kids put their candy in the bowl (first Halloween, eh?)