I wouldn’t get too upset. It’s not like it’s permanent. It’s just going to cost a little money to get rid of it all.

No worries, I’m sure that this isn’t going to be thrown in Johnny Gomes’ face every year at Thanksgiving for the rest of his life.

If I were Cespedes I would’ve flipped that bat so hard it would make the Korean league offer me more money than Kershaw’s getting now

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!

/CespedesForTheRestOfUs

I wish him the best of luck with his next goal, losing his virginity. Which shouldn’t be a problem since he probably has a 7 figure net worth. Nothing makes women drop the panties faster than a fat wallet.

298k really is an unbelievable number of tweets, though. That’s once very ~8 minutes, 16 hours per day, for the almost 6 years and 8 months he’s been on twitter. That’s unreal.

What the fuck, man. At least that explains all my friends texting me asking if I needed bail money.

See? Who says they aren’t real football players?

My preference for megachain pizza and/or dogshit is as follows.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

“Give me the Lloyd Christmas.”

Hey man, Waffle House owners don’t fuck around.

This is what Knicks fans actually believe.

Sounds like Spike Lee

Does it actually involve removing Michael Jordan from his demon throne? Because if it doesn’t after that intro, I’m afraid it’ll be disappointing.

Or they figured many PC gamers would just hack all the content.

No they are allowing an accused rapist to continue his job until it is determined if he is guilty. Only idiots like you think that is blind support.