According to Hulu, studies indicate people don’t want to easily know when there are new episodes of shows they’re watching. They prefer clicking through several poorly-conceived screens to find new episodes.

I always assumed that if I saw a headline with “Majestic Sky Dick” in it, it would be on either Vanity Fair or The Atlantic, and be yet another story about some fucking punk band that Beto was in during high school.

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

“Sure, his friend hasn’t mastered the art of draping a blanket, but I’m sure he has the delicate hands of an angel when it comes to moving semi-precious mineral formations.”

“What about Dennis Rodman? He’s huge and strong! With a build like that, he should have no trouble whatsoever assigning this job to one small man with no expertise handling this sort of thing.”

“We need to move this large rock. What should we do?”

hahahahahhahaha what??? Seriously have you ever watched a baseball game? A stud starting pitcher is much more impactful then any position player

I hereby direct you to Alex Caruso, a 2-way player on the Lakers who’s simultaneously in his 2nd year and looks like he’s about to take over for Chris Mullin at St. John’s.

Seriously. If Thanos could have chosen which half of the population to snap away, he’d be the hero of the movie.

Go fuck yourself. 

Have a (five-pointed) star.

Jesus. They’re not the gestapo or concentration camp guards. They’re poor, uneducated chumps doing a crushing, relentless job for shit money.

It might be “illegal” for them to strike but it’s hard to imagine them being prosecuted for walking away in the current situation. That would be very bad optics. They could also do whats called a “work to rule” strike, everyone turns up but they follow EVERY SINGLE PROCEDURE to the letter at a leisurely pace…

I immediately heard the In Living Color theme when I saw this car.

Confirmed with the hot/crazy scale

There will be a black one with a CLS63 badge on it in Glendale 30 minutes after they hit the market. Guaranteed. 

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

That’s retarded.

Seems to me like a lot of people like to bash people trying to improve themselves and be a more considerate person for not getting it all right the first time.