If he is still planning to make the Spawn movie as a horror/monster movie where the cops are the main characters and Spawn is only an off camera monster you never really see until maybe the end, than that’s the problem. It’s a cool concept, but doesn’t work when trying to reboot. It would work if they had a successful…

We’re living in an age of wildly successful Deadpool and Venom movies. Dated 90's/2000's stuff is in.

Wow, this is bananas

This needs moar likes... okay, how about “New Asgard: SVU”!

That would be amazing:

“New Asgard” TV show...do it.

According to Hulu, studies indicate people don’t want to easily know when there are new episodes of shows they’re watching. They prefer clicking through several poorly-conceived screens to find new episodes.

I always assumed that if I saw a headline with “Majestic Sky Dick” in it, it would be on either Vanity Fair or The Atlantic, and be yet another story about some fucking punk band that Beto was in during high school.

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

“Sure, his friend hasn’t mastered the art of draping a blanket, but I’m sure he has the delicate hands of an angel when it comes to moving semi-precious mineral formations.”

“What about Dennis Rodman? He’s huge and strong! With a build like that, he should have no trouble whatsoever assigning this job to one small man with no expertise handling this sort of thing.”

“We need to move this large rock. What should we do?”

hahahahahhahaha what??? Seriously have you ever watched a baseball game? A stud starting pitcher is much more impactful then any position player

I hereby direct you to Alex Caruso, a 2-way player on the Lakers who’s simultaneously in his 2nd year and looks like he’s about to take over for Chris Mullin at St. John’s.

To be fair, his first name is Thaal, Sinestro’s just his last name. Also, to be fair, Damien Wayne used to be Damien Al Ghul, and was literally the grandson of Ra’s al Ghul, “The Head of the Demon”...and he ended up becoming Robin. So just because somebody has a bad name doesn’t make them a bad guy. Heck, Wreck It…

Seriously. If Thanos could have chosen which half of the population to snap away, he’d be the hero of the movie.

Go fuck yourself. 

Have a (five-pointed) star.

Jesus. They’re not the gestapo or concentration camp guards. They’re poor, uneducated chumps doing a crushing, relentless job for shit money.