It might be a blood clot. Normally that is at least a week in hospital, but if not too serious they might send him home after a couple days with some injections that he can self-administer. If you have money you can leave the hospital early and pay someone to provide at-home care as well.

I bet that bar was made in Turkey.

FYI it works fine on a v1 Moto 360.

Hey don’t tell me not to tell you what your opinion is. I, as a denizen of the internet know what your opinion is better than you.

HIGHLY overrated opinion of purported underrated comment.

Fantastic writing

They would have arrested him sooner but once they heard a man named “Dana” raped a mentally incapacitated woman they immediately apprehended Dana White. But he was later let go when Cyborg failed a gender test and Mr. White was implicated in a separate rape in Nevada at the same time. The victim, a Mr. McGregor has…

Dat hair doe

Large Marge 3 pointers are the new Fat Guy touchdowns.

This guy has the most punchable face ever. EVER ever. EVER.

Yeah, unless you get one that isn’t. I have a one year old I found who was a niiiiiiightmaaaaaaare to train.

I know these two. I’ve had them in my car. Fuck them.

I got it. Hahahaha

Maybe the parents should have anticipated the possibility of allergies while flying in an enclosed cabin and provided the proper medication rather than delaying the flight?

paywall :(

This game sucks. I’m so fucking disappointed. I should love this game. I am 32 and still have Star Wats posters all over my place. But it’s just so boring and arbitrary. I don’t mind the same fucking maps. But there is no reason to keep progressing once you get the jet pack and a decent gun. Which is pretty fucking…

Yeah. Many of the “new companies” are new brands owned by the same old people.

This is gonna be really stupid. But it made me think about tampon commercials. They can’t use any other color than blue because it’s the only primary color not assigned to a bodily fluid.

This is on Jezebel cuz women be all about the ice cream. Amirite.

It’s cute that you guys try to take credit for what Hannibal Buress did.