The joke is that there is a line because he’s not the only one, I’m sure.

How the fuck do you stand around while waiting to get an anally raped? A fucking semicircle like a loser?

Ubisoft did Far Cry Blood Dragon. Which was DLC and had...

I dated a girl who was a Seventh Day Adventist and we went to the museum of natural history once. I asked her if she ever went to a museum before and she said “of course” so I asked her what her parents or teachers (who believe in a young earth) said when they saw the plaques on dinosaur exhibits saying “____ lived…

I think he is pretty clear about hazing and HAZINGANALRAPE.

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You mean the women in the crowd who just paid for a ticket to see the performer? Should everyone in the crown get a shot on the mic?

We used to “work” for CSC back in college. Our fraternity would work the events at the Rose Bowl for like $60 a man. By work, I mean a few of us worked and the rest walked around using our windbreaker as an all-access pass to watch the games. You had to turn in your windbreaker to get paid... But $60 for a skeleton…

The Suns jerseys from Barkley days were pretty sweet. Though definitely a product of their time.

Does she get killed by Raiders you've never heard of?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA “fight”

Just found this old Times article:

This is why I come here. That is sooooo fucking cool.

PD stands for police department. Not Puig’s defense. Besides, Puig’s defense never relied on rational thought.

So? He got in a fight. BFD.

To paraphrase The Simpsons, “Deadspin became Gawker so gradually I hardly even noticed.”

My next car. Well, this and the old Z4 M Coupe.

And Jay Glazer lies about being human. We all know he’s just a sentient hairy big toe in a suit.

Should have thought of that before they ran that country into the fucking ground the last 40+ years.

These guys need to be prosecuted for insider trading. I don’t know what you hit them with, but there has to be some criminal liability to stop these guys from just telling their brother or whomever who to pick. I'd love to see the data on immediate family and friends winnings.