I have Willy The Leaper. He's the best.

I now keep these wipes handy for these occasions here in Los Angeles. We still have lots of idiots holding a cell phone to their ears and almost wiping me out daily.

Back in the late 70's, when I was a very young 22 year old Naval Aviator, we had just departed from Sicily in our P3C Orion for an Antisubmarine patrol of the Mediterranean Sea North of Libya and to also take a radar sweep of the Gulf of Hammamet on return to base. It was about midnight and we had just finished our…

If only they had taken each other out...

If you want to eat well while visiting he UK, just eat breakfast three times a day. English breakfasts are excellent. Bangers, bacon, black and white pudding, baked beans, toast, fried mushrooms and tomatoes. Did I miss anything?

Hah, you need to learn how to read. I do not own a Buick and never have owned one. At present I have a 1967 Alfa Romeo GT Veloce a Jaguar XJ6, a Saturn SL2 and a Corvette Stingray.

You ask me if I actually want to drive a Miata? Hmm, no thanks.

Hah, You are so wrong Mazda boy! I've never owned a Buick. I currently own a 1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GT Veloce, and I Autocross it regularly. I also have a 1980 Jaguar XJ6, 1980 Corvette Stingray and a 1975 Norton Commando and one Saturn SL2. Now you can GTFO.

I think you are incorrect. I saw this on the dashboard of a Miata today.

You mentioned image? This is what you look like to other people when you are driving your Miata.

This is what you look like to other people when you drive that Miata.

Yeah, I bet you look cool in that Miata. My 7 year old daughter has a Barbie Miata just like yours.

James says, "I'll shag the mother of the next bastard who says a roadster isn't manly..."

I finally have a Jaguar, a 1980 XJ6 given to me from a friend in Hollywood, Ca with 133k on the clock. I need to change the alternator and fix some very flaky injector wiring, otherwise she runs great. Someone out there come over and help me fix the Jag and and I will supply the Bangers and Newcastle beer. Seriously

Who was the idiot that made this map? And who the hell is Jay Z?

Nice catchy little song. The female singer sounds much more like an American than an Australian. Also, the song mentions many North American things, such as "dressing up like a moose during hunting season", an animal not found in Australia. I believe the song was written and sung by an American and aired in Australia…

And it is perpetuated constantly because no cops pull people over for not having their lights on because they don't want to stand in the rain giving a ticket.

Yes, I always forget that license numbers aren't randomized...they really should be, it'd make cases like this take a minute to solve. As for people driving around with their headlights off in bad weather, I'm pretty sure that's a country-wide epidemic, based on the evidence I've gathered from all the different places…

You say "even if there are several" Hondas like this one? Come on, get real. There are probably 30,000 Hondas like this one running the streets of California. It seems every other car on the road here in California is a silver or gray Japanese import. Oh, by the way, I see these gray and silver Japanese car owners…

Because leather seats are cold in the winter, hot in the summer and an expensive option adding to the initial cost of the car. Also they are costly to repair if you rip or tear them.