Srsly like TOTES illegal!!!1!

So according to Trump the information in the memo is false but that false information is classified. Makes sense.

This is 145% the thought I had when I read that this morning.

You forgot to put OMG in there at the end.

I’m sure Bannon’s father is proud.

You sit there in your wrongness and feel wrong, because you’re WRONG.

but I do think it’s nice that someone breaks down the Mean Girl narrative we’re always hearing on this very site, all the goddamn time.

1. sounds like car dropped a plate on a floor.

I’m easy to please, so I love when celebrities interact (nicely) with their fans on Twitter.

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

Kara Brown is white.

Hey I didn’t see Tony get whacked at the end of the Sopranos, but it must have happened!

Right? They all got the shaft in the end.

“Rosso told UOL Esporte that he let the players go because he wanted to protect them from the jizz of opposing fans.”

Has anyone considered that Brazilian players jerking people off might be a solution to the country’s abandoned stadium woes?

Such a shame. I always like stories to have a happy ending.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

I have a sister-in-law who very clearly remembers the day she learned about the Holocaust, she was in 3rd grade. The principal of my Hebrew School was a Holocaust survivor, and I went to preschool there so it’s something I’ve just always known. I have yet to find someone Jewish who can remember learning about the…