Not really. My mom doesn’t like to talk about it. But I managed to piece together her story and I had some disturbing personal revelations on likely scenarios that allowed my grandmother and my mother to survive.

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

Just depends on the family and the scenario. My 2 year old is fine to wait until 6ish to eat dinner, and I’ve recently gone to a *very* chill and flexible job so I can now have time to get home, prep dinner, and we can all eat together, since my partner and I prefer eating early. It’s great! But that simply won’t be…

To recap the Black Mirror pilot episode? I’m just spitballing here.

I really thought this was an Onion quote when I first heard it. Then I realized it was real life and crawled back into bed.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

What? He likes hanging around seclude places.

The real reason the beach was so empty was because everyone got stuck in a huge traffic jam on a bridge.

My thought as well.

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

Why do celebrities always give their kids such odd names? Blue, Sir, Rumi, Apple, Bear, Pilot Inspector, Rocket Zot, Audio Science...Which celebrity baby name wins as the weirdest?

LOOK AT THIS. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Intersectional Feminist Writer: Ugh, I can’t even with these people who won’t wake up and see the sexism all around them!

OBVIOUSLY, as they would inform you, Sandy Hook was a false flag

Well, at least she’s not bleeding out of her wherever, I guess.

Oh, and for those who theorize that Trump does this shit to distract from other awful things going on (which I don’t believe in because during his Presidency it’s all awful shit all the time)

He is all great and good things and anyone who says otherwise is probably bleeding from their wherever.

I miss Bush, which is terrifying.

Halle Berry in “Swordfish.”