I posted this elsewhere about Rick Perry, but bears repeating:

We want your opinion but we also want you to realize your opinion doesn’t matter. I mean, duh.

Even though I’m attracted to women, I find myself staring at the coccyx....

“I’ve seen lover’s balloon knots and I haven’t been scarred for life.”

...mulva?

I can’t see your butthole from that position.

What point am I missing here? This article is like an out of nowhere conversation I’d have with my GF.

Not only does it reside in the sea, but it can survive in a nightstand, hidden under pajamas. It truly is an amazing creature.

Sometimes the P goes in the V. Sometimes the P goes in the B. And this time, the P goes in Sea.

-NarcissistPrayer-

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

The race to be “woke” can be owed to the fact that everybody is trying to sell something, whether it’s their best selves to a social group or albums to impressionable people. When going for wistful costumes, hints at lesbianism didn’t work for Perry/Cyrus/et al they went for the socially aware, edgy look, and now…

Yep, I consider what she does 1000x more offensive than an honest expression from Reza. Corey was a blatant plant set up by the Trump admin.

Time to stop rewarding “outrageous” behavior as if it’s talent. Step 1: turn off the damn Kardashians and housewives.

I’ve been trying to reconcile how the man, who created Clair Huxtable and a TV show that went to great lengths to prove that women were equal to men, could be capable of all this horrific behavior.

You answered that rather quickly.

I don’t know, I use nipple clamps for chip clips.

What about the discerning woman who doesn’t want something so personal, maybe in the market for a “we’re mostly just friends” massager?

the related items listed on that page are EXTREMELY personal massagers.