Yes, but does she buy?:

Yeah, I hear next week Trump plans to announce that he’ll send all Native Americans back where they came from.

I thought it was brollerina?

You should have your nuts cracked for that joke.

Tutu soon.

He sets the barre pretty high.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Hell yes! We have reached peak Kinja with these. I love youse all.

For some reason, the issue of total nuclear annihilation has become a paramount issue for- *please stand by* ~Overseer Pence, October 23, 2077

“For some reason, everyone’s concerned about Jews all of a sudden” - Mike Pence, circa 1942

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

I just starred every response on this thread. But you, you beautiful bastard, started this. I wish I could give you more.

All of these responses are fantastic. Thank you.

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

“For some reason, this issue of not being able to breathe seems of paramount importance to Kinja commentors.” - M.Pence.

Dickens World. Come for the gruel, stay for the dysentery.

JUST TAKE MY STAR

Absolut Ass is their least popular vodka!

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it