That's not a guilty pleasure.

I adore my '93 even though it's more boring than A Prairie Home Companion marathon.

Among the most reliable cars ever built according to JD Powers.

I sat in one at the L.A. Auto Show - sexiest seats ever put into a car.

Bone-stock, low-mileage, surivor J-tin.

DAT ASS

DERP DERP

Congrats. Look at my avatar. Just look at it.

And exploded a very tired and beaten-on three speed auto transaxle as well.

I once got to about 90 MPH (indicated on speedo while stationary) in a parking lot.

Bugatti Royale

This sort of thing is not unusual - I'd be willing to bet that nearly all Japanese megacorps have deep ties to the Yakuza.

Isn't that a T87? Still drool-worthy. When I see one in person I suspect I will shit myself.

That "d" adds 33% more weight back on.

Tatra T77.

Best Japanese interior ever.

Good German design from when that meant something still.

Super cool little cars. I wish I could have one with the tiny little V6 here in the states as a cool, reliable, fun commuter.

I'm not lying if that's what you're implying. There is plenty of documented evidence showing that modern VAG products to be rather unreliable.

I've owned a 2006 Passat briefly. It broke down nearly as much as my 70s Fiat - no hype. My dad owns an 08 A4 that he is desperately trying to move now that the warranty is nearly expired - VAG has spend thousands replacing things under warranty from actuators to transaxle. My boss owns a 2010 CC that had had 2…