I saw that nasty smirk and I fucking know that smirk. That’s the face of someone who knows they just landed a good threat or a good put down. I fucking hate this guy.

Looks like true love to me:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

He uses the tape because he intentionally ties his tie where the long end is extra long, hanging down below his belt—so the little end of the tie is not long enough to reliably stay in that little loop and he doesn’t want the little end flapping around.

I said on here a few months ago that his stylist was going lighter with his color, and I was shouted down. I WAS RIGHT THO.

Or you know he could learn to BUTTON HIS DAMN JACKET.

I’m gonna go with regular 8.5"x11" and I will brook no dissent.

Someone send the man a fucking tie clip, already. You’d think that someone with the billions of dollars and style and class he claims to have, he’d own a damn tie clip.

Yes, but there were SO MANY blank documents. Surely that many blank documents meant he MUST have been doing what he said!

that coat of ivanka’s doesnt fit her well in the bust, but I prefer winter white at this time of year to the crisp bright white that tiff has donned.

That coat does NOT fit Ivanka.

And apparently all the extra security at Trump Tower has actually hurt Tiffany’s earnings (so sad, here lemme play my violin a sec). So this is probably Trump’s way of killing two birds with one stone. Give a required gift, give Tiffany’s a boost, claim that he fixed everything.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

It’s the fit. It simply fits her better. Ivanka’s is puckering around her big plastic boobs, gapping open, making it look cheap.

Looks like a wetsuit.

Well guys, of course the fashion was bad! The dress shops sold out of dresses weeks ago!

She is.

Jade egg???

Melania looks like she is attending the christening of the Death Star