Hey everyone! My opinion is righter than yours because stuff! Yay!!!

AKA: One day’s travel on MoPac.

You clearly don’t understand.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

You couldn’t buy a brown diesel manual wagon from Volkswagen, anyway. When I bought my Jetta SportWagen, I went for that brown color, but couldn’t find one close enough to my home, so mine was black. Brown is completely off of the palette for the Golf SportWagen (which debuted about five months prior to this scandal’s…

Make America great again

Joe Biden is also a complete moron.

As a Canadian, who apologized first? You, or the moose?

the observing officer was “not in a position to initiate a stop”

Quite wonderfully, actually. I got lost in the woods last week, and after setting up camp, I watched some Netflix on the big, beautiful screen, and then tossed it into a pile of dry wood to make a campfire. It’s a very versatile device.

I’m willing to go in to business with you.

(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!

And I’d take a VW anything over a Subaru anything. Different strokes and all that.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

Hah... who in Russia isn’t?

It could have been worse: “Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Annoyed at Space-X’s Elon Musk that Elon Musk’s Space-X explosion temporarily thwart’s Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg of getting everyone on Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook.”

Thank god for that pre-existing camry corner!

Did you get your long ass list of ‘following’ today?

I’m going with fake... No fluids ever came out. Surely the radiator woulda busted, windshield washer fluid, oil etc should have been spilling out of it... I’m guessing something was up with the car and this is a video with a fake story for the cool factor...

Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.