Because Lucas - the additional 1.5 watt load on the electrical system would probably cause the car to burst into flames.

$4000 is cheaper than the price of a golf cart here. That is way worse than this electric car or even Jason’s electric van.

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

Holy shit, you still scrolled all the way down to the comment section?! Right on! OK so for real, what did Honda forget to take a picture of? There has to be something.

Stopped reading when you falsely stated these doctors claimed there is a cure. They said treatments. They didn’t say cure.

I’ve got an uncle who’s a doctor (well, chiropractor)

I think this unveiling was we all needed and frankly, I’m obsessed with it!

This idiotic statement comes from the same dude who claims that he can pack a couple of first-stage rocket boosters that can send a ship into orbit and then autonomously land those boosters safely back onto Earth...I haven’t and wouldn’t believe a thing that fraud says.

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

The protestors were on private property. They had smashed open a gate that secured the private road and property. Duh. It was not a public thoroughfare. Not a crime to protect yourself and your property from a mob under the Castle Doctrine. Hint: The AV Club is not the place for accurate news. 

Rule #1: Never post a video when an article will suffice. Most people don’t have the time (or an appropriate setting) to watch a video, but all of us have 60 seconds to read a condensed list of tips.

The 2020 VW Harlequin Golf.

You should get that cough checked out 😷

Genuine question, please don’t murder me (tall ask on the internet, I know)

Holy shit, dude. The Obama motorcade story should have been picked up. That’s classic Onion.

Then he will show you how to clean and detail your ride

The Biden ONN bit was my second favorite ever, after the king of all ONN bits.... “Sony Introduces a stupid piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddamn thing it’s supposed to do”.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

Unless you are a repeat buyer of a model or a brand, I do not see the allure of buying a car online. I think people still like to have a tangible relationship with the big ticket item they are buying and also take a stab at haggling on the price. There is no haggling in an online marketplace and no touching. 

So, rather than bring the disadvantaged Black youth up to higher academic standards, we will bring everyone else down to lower standards. Yep. That’s much easier.