Most beautiful car you “CAN BUY”? Easily a Speedster Replica. Amazing car that anyone can afford and maintain.

Lets stop pretending this is actually a question.

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Or get one now, and buy a car seat.

You think that wish was secret. More than just the steering on the E46 was telepathic.

They're often dangerously bright. If I'm passing a pulled over cop it's hard to keep my eyes on the road.

The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.

The motoring show that shall not be named

Great story! This is like my dream vacation.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

I googled Red Tube to see if I could get one for my VW. Couldn’t find car parts even after checking most of the site.

“Asshat” usually shows up in the headlines of these bits.

Am I the only one that just realized how perfect a dump truck would be in a zombie apocalypse?! Go anywhere you want. Put a few big campers in the back to live in. Huge area to play and live safely. Abundance of fuel available so who cares about the MPG.

Ok.. ok.. ok!!! We get it Porsche, you’ve taken this watercooled thing TOO FAR.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

And the really cool people, buy an E9. Let’s not kid ourselves, it’s the best BMW.

For some reason, every time I have my mental debate of “what cars will I buy when I win the lottery” (we all do it) I always forget about Singer. I need to remember to put one of these very near the top of my totally real list.

Yeah! It looks really good everywhere but out back.

Umm, I’m pretty sure that has an inline 6 in it there, pal.