Jalop headline if it was not in Valet-mode:

Yeeaaaaaa, less political opining on Jalopnik would be fantastic.

PLEASE! FENDER FLARE ALL OF THE THINGS!

I am always sure to leave plenty of room

National defense is a tiny fraction of our federal budget compared to debt obligations and social welfare. Nice try though.

MIKE WAZOWSKI!

I want this inside me.

It’s a Focus RS on drugs. Duh.

I check my tire pressure and fill up my blinker fluid every morning.

I can’t even say I’ll buy one when it depreciates because it will only go up in value.

You’re an idiot.

If I know the guy that installs these wraps, does that mean I personally know a huge wrapper?

BMW has never really made lightweight cars. The E30 M3 was 2800 pounds which was heavy for the time. I like the feel of a nice German made car with heavy doors and nice interior materials. If you want a light weight tin can buy a Versa or a Mirage.

Why? For $52k it will be one the best new production drivers car money can buy. Weight does not matter. If you like lightweight buy a tin can Mitsubishi Mirage.

It’s almost like me writing about things people want to read is some weird new way of attracting people to the site. Damn you, capitalism.

“incredibly satisfying bowed-top suitcase”

Thanks for the excuse to post Overdrift.

http://imgur.com/s80O3vm

That’s because that old Beetle is interesting!

You talk about VWs a lot. And that makes me happy.