No proof it was a carsonist, I call B/S on this one. Plus, Lambos burn themselves to the ground all the time! This guy’s looking for attention.

Bernie Sanders fan?

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

Why be nice to Lincoln when you can spend so much time blowing Lexus executives?

All they need is 18 potential M2 buyers to buy an SS.

Bus concepts teased = 3

Trying to sell my E46 M3 right now in anticipation of the RS.

It’s not 944 grease?

Focus RS

It looks like he has less visibility than a 2016 Camaro.

This is too easy, Magneto! I dream i’m him every time I wrench on my cars.

Chances are, they already have a decent drill. What they probably don’t have is a cordless impact driver. This would be near the top of my list.

Username checks out.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

Inb4 BMW haters call the F30 numb..

124 dead? $594 in settlements and Volkswagen are facing $20bn in fines?

BMW engine noise through speakers.

Lack of LSD can make drifting unpredictable coupled with lower than needed horsepower.

VW Bug all day anywhere in the world.

Aaron...I think you got number 7 wrong. I’m pretty sure that was a Lam...