starred for the withered visage.

I'm curious. Was your mother-in-law previously married? I didn't think the LDS did second marriages for women. But I admit to not knowing much.

Just yes. In 2015, one would think that some handsome, dandy suitor isn't waltzing into town on a fine summer day, looking for that special strange girl to propose to.

Holy crap... this has been my existence for the last 6 years... I still haven't gotten to the break up point yet, but I have had some very bizarre proposals to deal with.

This story is weird. What about his boss? And the bathroom? What are you talking about?

It's funny that you mention Midwestern food is the grossest food there is, because whenever I go to my grandmother's house, my cousins bring every type of mayonnaise salad imaginable - oh, and it all comes in a bucket and is from Walmart. You have the typical potato salad, macaroni salad and tuna salad, but there is…

I had a roommate who would do the same thing. I especially remember the canned greenbeans. She was trying to live as cheaply as possible, and she got several boxes of cans at some ridiculous price, so that's what she ate :( It made me really sad because she had some issues.

David Chang is always going on about how how rot is not necessarily a bad thing!

I love the country but find it pretty hard to disagree. All the good food there is introduced.

Man, those Scandinavians were really hard up for food back in the day. YIKES.

She was obviously a demon wearing a meat sack as a disguise. She fooled you!

Thanks. He's had an awesome awe-inspiring recovery. Who needs feet, anyway! The staff that knew us was incredible. They became like family in the year we were there. And when we go back, we're feted like Brangelina. The thing is, it's not EVERY person that does stoopid shit. Most people are cool. But enough of…

It's because they do. People who adopt certain eating habits justify it with making a "moral" choice, and therefore feel free to judge others not making that same choice.

And your bridesmaids all ended up with dresses they liked. So much better!

Oh my god, I have been schooled. Whoever came up with that one is some kind of horrifying.

OH MY GOD THE DOLLAR STACK!! Sadly this is more common than you would think. I've encountered it several times over the years. But only once was I actually able to do anything about it.

What. the. fuck. Fuck that bitch.

I saw the bull mounting the cows that were around my house as a kid. My mother told me they were "playing". Apparently that was good enough for me. :[