Ryan started the fire.

The Atlanta airport is the epicenter of human trafficking in the US.

You will pardon me for laughing. I have a very funny thought.

Excuse me, that muumuu/hospital gown with lace is unacceptable.

I went with The Darkness because I believe in a thing called love....

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

I’ll eat your milkshake, Japan. I’ll eat it up.

My god. He’s a dipshit clone of Andy Samberg. The one where the scientists neglected to copy the endearing and funny portions of his DNA sequence.

I look at him and I hear Dr Loomis describing Michael Myers. “I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest…

EVERY TIME I TRY TO CLOSE MY EYES I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS AND ALSO WERE ALL GONNA DIE ITS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME

I dont think anyone exits who is as much of a shithead as i am, and if she did i would probably say ‘holy fuck, you are a shithead and i dont want to date you’ because thats what shitheads do

Wait! Changed my mind. I like “Mouse Rat” more.

LOL

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

lol, that’s Drautos in Kingsglaive, he’s in the opening cinematic of the game standing by the king outside the palace. Cor has only every appeared in the game, and not for much time either unfortunately.

And ladders and shovels and dynamite and bolt cutters and welding torches and pick axes and rock hammers and Rita Hayworth posters and...

Never get a S/O tattoo.

Good for you.

Next time you're scheduled to take control of my body and mind, feel free to take the enjoyment out of things for me. Until then, have fun doing what you want to do, I'll continue having fun doing what I want to do,