Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Whatever, as long as the stress kills him, I don’t care how it happens.

Brandon Routh: “Kevin, I don’t think you should be in here while I’m getting changed into the Superman costume.”

Scabies... somehow we got infested with scabies a few years ago and we thought it was fleas or bedbugs but couldn’t find any other signs of an acutal bug infestation. It took several doctors visits before we finally were diagnosed.

I met My Guy at 23 and he was 32. It didn’t feel strange at all to me, but then I never could stand guys my own age. I don’t think I would have dated anyone older than that though. Surely you don’t mean your daughter’s BF might as well be 70? Ir’s only a generation. My partner and I have both benefited from the…

Hmm. The drugstore dye story is silly. This is a billionaire family and they don’t go to get a professional fix at the salon, but instead WALK TO ECKERT to buy Miss Clairol? That’s my hmm face.

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.

I hope you are getting well paid because of this.

On Retta’s Instagram story her rebuttal was “sure Lindsay, Hitler never killed me.”

I love the tutoring bit. “Bloom is seemingly on his side, putting together a ‘team of people’ and working as his ‘tutor’ to somehow make him see the light of his ways.”

you’d have preferred Don’t Do Us like That?

i’m glad you’re doing this and i would like this to be a regular feature of megyn kelly today today.

That must have caused quite a chakra.

I dunno about you, but I’ll take drugs over yoga any day. Come at me.

Well then she has that same day every single time she puts out a column. They’re all train wrecks.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

I live in the Bay Area, I’m over 35, married, have a stable career, and still can’t afford to have a kid. Kylie is 20 and just beat me to it- so I get it.

I saw and ad for TGP merchandise and was very disappointed they did not have a shirt that said this. What they have is nice, but I would buy this shirt in a heartbeat. They also didn’t have Pobody’s Nerfect t-shirts, which was a disappointment.

#whodrewthedicks

Don’t do it my Friend: Wine isn’t the answer. You are going to wake up from this and still remember the horrible shit that went down at the U.N yesterday.....