Sorry, this is what I’m getting from Katy-

I hear that.

I had my Super Catholic uncle once try to tell me how horrible and sinful it was.

I told him to shut the fuck up, he was creeping out. And it turns out ole Unc was gay and he wound up dying from complications brought on by AIDS from all his Down Lowing.

I never got the Old Timey religion bullshit or…

Yeah, if that woman is Giuliana Ranic, well, of course she made 3x more than Jason, she was the long time anchor with Ryan while Jason was still a contributor.

My aunt caught me jerking off when I was 15.

I’m 42, and I still have a hard time looking her in the eye.

CK is one sick, deranged, angry, hateful fuck.

That was the gay agenda. They indoctinated us.

‘She claims Kennedy once learned that another woman on the network once made 3x his own salary, but that it didn’t “affect Jason whatsoever”’

My daughter’s boyfriend introduced the show to her and she introduced it to my son and me. We were watching a few episodes as recently as last night. My daughter’s boyfriend’s Animal Crossing name is Shmebulock or some variation of it.

To be fair, weirdmageddon was supposed to make you uncomfortable.
I still cringe at the “Rearrange the function of the holes on your face” Part.

Yeah reads a lot like “here’s what we think at our house but he can’t say it so I will” because seriously, if she published this without his knowledge or approval, she just made him look like a piece of shit while he was managing to fly under the radar.

“What’s an ‘anime?’”

I feel like we don’t use “smoldering” to describe women nearly often enough but goddammit if that woman doesn’t smolder expertly. That whole damn look is *heart eyes*

Cannot agree more.

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

There are no wealthy housewives in CA, they’re all wellness gurus and yogis ;)

Honestly I think TSwift would be a Perry stalker as well. Katy recalls a backup dancer who had moved on to TSwift and all of a sudden all TSwift can think about is crushing Katy.

That’s 37?!? I’m apparently aging like fine wine over here, because I’m around his age, but he looks a good decade older.

No, I don’t want no Scruggs
A Scruggs is a wife that can’t get no love from me.

And the award for the best “Kristin Stewart circa 2015" cosplay goes to:
<drum roll>
Katy Perry! <cheers>

Per TMZ, police soon learned that Jurski had attended six of Perry’s shows in the past month “and has tried to contact her at each stop.” While in Chicago, “he secretly followed Katy to a steakhouse to surprise her.”

And in no way do I want this to reflect poorly on him. He’s devastated, I think, and I think he believes that this is a great loss for the network.