Khloe’s baby daddy literally just had a baby with another woman barely a year ago. Good for her for getting the baby she’s always wanted but I will not be surprised when this ends dramatically. Their choice in men, SMH.

There’s a full article over on Deadspin but I’ll put this here for those who don’t head out that way:

It gets my goat that celebrities, and some regular people, feel like they have to apologize for keeping pregnancy news to themselves. They should be able to deny it till they’re ready to share. Ideally, everyone would mind their own business but I know that’s too frigging hard for some.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

Agreed, I think the next generation has this covered. They are Ivanka-roasting prodigies and don’t need us and I, for one, am fine with early dotage.

Prachi! I ran against you at a cross country meet in college. You finished 6 spots ahead of me at the CMU invite in 2008. I love the internet!

Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen!

Hazel was 13 in 2007???? And now is working at a good job as an editor and writer. As if I needed ONE more damn reason to die.

I was on tumblr yelling at white people.

Is Katie paid in unfortunate haircuts?

Stassi is a terrible person. Can’t stand that badly shaped, cabbage patch kid looking woman.

Katie has the WORST style out of everyone on Bravo. I can’t decide what I hate more: the leopard tattoo on her wrist that looks like a skin infection, or this dress.

I think she got lip injections too! Her lips have that odd blow up doll effect (see: Kim Zolciak Beirmann and Brielle) that I don’t remember her having before. I really hope she doesn’t succumb to the pressure to destroy her face like the rest of the cast!

They make enough to live without working, plus club appearances in the flyover states college bars. The question will be when this show ends, what will they do?

Yeah, she’s a vegiholic. Except for alcohol.

She had advertisers for her podcast (some dropped her after her BS rant) and has claimed that she actually makes a living through it. So with that, VR and paid appearances, she’s doing ok.

Nilsa... I have so many questions...

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.